My name is April. I work for Ron Swanson at the Pawnee park's department, where I show off my expertise in avoiding anything remotely boring. If I've met you, I probably hate you. If I haven't met you, I probably hate you, too. So don't talk to me.
I'm married to Andy Dwyer. I don't hate him.
I'm married to Andy Dwyer. I don't hate him.
Anonymous said,"Why won't Mr. Swanson answer any of my phone calls? I demand to be recognized!"
Mr. Swanson is really busy. Leave your number or whatever and I will get back to you in like 124 days tops.
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