My name is April. I work for Ron Swanson at the Pawnee park's department, where I show off my expertise in avoiding anything remotely boring. If I've met you, I probably hate you. If I haven't met you, I probably hate you, too. So don't talk to me.
I'm married to Andy Dwyer. I don't hate him.
I'm married to Andy Dwyer. I don't hate him.
APRIL IS NOT YOUR RELATIONSHIP GURU. SHE DOES NOT CARE AND PROBABLY HATES YOU. HER LIVER CAN’T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. THIS MESSAGE IS TO NO ONE IN PARTICULAR (READ: TOM AND ANN).
THIS IS AN OFFICIAL PARKS DEPARTMENT PSA THANK YOU
APPROVED BY APRIL
April, I’m pretty sure official public service announcements have to be approved by lthree or four different people before you can say they’re official…
If I write that it’s official, it’s official. That’s what Ron said.
reblogged from leslieknope2k12-deactivated2012
originally posted by insertaprilhere
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