My name is April. I work for Ron Swanson at the Pawnee park's department, where I show off my expertise in avoiding anything remotely boring. If I've met you, I probably hate you. If I haven't met you, I probably hate you, too. So don't talk to me.
I'm married to Andy Dwyer. I don't hate him.
I'm married to Andy Dwyer. I don't hate him.
Flowers are creepy and chocolate is only good when it doesn’t come in a heart shaped box.
I got you a heart-shaped pizza, that’s cool right?
Yes. Pizza tastes better when it’s in the shape of a heart.
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