My name is April. I work for Ron Swanson at the Pawnee park's department, where I show off my expertise in avoiding anything remotely boring. If I've met you, I probably hate you. If I haven't met you, I probably hate you, too. So don't talk to me.
I'm married to Andy Dwyer. I don't hate him.
I'm married to Andy Dwyer. I don't hate him.
Me and April will meet you guys there! I’ll be her designated driver since I can’t drink because my thumb is healing. Also can I borrow twenty bucks for food?
andrew my man, you be my double-d and i will give you all the money for food you need! deal or no deal?
… what’s a double-d?
I don’t really care, I just need the money.
I think he means designated driver. To drive us all home.
Which means you can’t drink, though…
Andy is a really safe driver. And if all else fails, I’m a really awesome drunk passenger seat driver.
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