My name is April. I work for Ron Swanson at the Pawnee park's department, where I show off my expertise in avoiding anything remotely boring. If I've met you, I probably hate you. If I haven't met you, I probably hate you, too. So don't talk to me.
I'm married to Andy Dwyer. I don't hate him.
I'm married to Andy Dwyer. I don't hate him.
I’m putting myself on quarantine. I’m not leaving my room until I’m sure all the germs Ben left here for me are dead. I don’t want to get sick again because then Ann will probably have to take care of me at the hospital and everyone knows she almost killed me last time.
tagged as: parks and recreation. rp.
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