leslieknope2k12:

insertaprilhere:

benjamin-ben-wyatt:

insertaprilhere:

leslieknope2k12:

tryingtophotoshopmylife:

insertaprilhere replied to your post: Hey Jerry how’s it hanging? One question can I sometime borrow that awesome shirt you wore to me and April’s wedding?

We’re going to have sex on it.

What? Then no you can’t!

You can’t trust them with anything, Jerry. It’s why we had to buy all new linens for Ben’s room, because they kept stealing them to build sex forts.

We only used his comforter. 

You know I can see this, right?

Yes. 

And you wonder why he’s always staying overnight at my house? There’s your answer.

We didn’t do it after he asked us not too! Jeez, we’re not animals. We gave Ben a place when he was living in a stupid cockroach infested bed, which resulted in him staying in Pawnee longer, which resulted in your gross old person relationship.

You’re welcome.

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   April is so fun to write for ekekekek