My name is April. I work for Ron Swanson at the Pawnee park's department, where I show off my expertise in avoiding anything remotely boring. If I've met you, I probably hate you. If I haven't met you, I probably hate you, too. So don't talk to me.
I'm married to Andy Dwyer. I don't hate him.
I'm married to Andy Dwyer. I don't hate him.
insertaprilhere replied to your post: Hey Jerry how’s it hanging? One question can I sometime borrow that awesome shirt you wore to me and April’s wedding?
We’re going to have sex on it.What? Then no you can’t!
You can’t trust them with anything, Jerry. It’s why we had to buy all new linens for Ben’s room, because they kept stealing them to build sex forts.
We only used his comforter.
You know I can see this, right?
Yes.
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oispaceman reblogged this from insertaprilhere and added:
April is so fun to write for ekekekek
