annperkinspr:

insertaprilhere:

My mouth hurts a lot and it’s making me be mean to people.

That’s why I knocked Jerry’s coffee out of his hands. It was satisfying and made me feel better a little.

 And you’re usually such a pleasant person.

Question as a nurse- Have you been icing it consistently?

I know I am, which is why I was letting you guys know. I don’t want you to think I have multiple personalities. Which I do.

Question as a person- How many people did you sleep with to get your nursing degree?

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   And that is exactly why I hired you, Alexa.

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