My name is April. I work for Ron Swanson at the Pawnee park's department, where I show off my expertise in avoiding anything remotely boring. If I've met you, I probably hate you. If I haven't met you, I probably hate you, too. So don't talk to me.
I'm married to Andy Dwyer. I don't hate him.
I'm married to Andy Dwyer. I don't hate him.
My mouth hurts a lot and it’s making me be mean to people.
That’s why I knocked Jerry’s coffee out of his hands. It was satisfying and made me feel better a little.
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And that is exactly why I hired you, Alexa.
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