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April, how did you get into the house though? The car was in the garage…

Leslie, next time it’s my treat :)

Greg Pikitis helped me. Don’t worry about it. I didn’t steal anything. I just left you stupid calzones.

Pikitis!

I’m more worried that you left something I haven’t found yet rather than you stealing anything.

You’ll find it eventually. 

Oh good, I finally have a reason to use that gas mask Andy left here.

No one wants to hear about your ruined relationships, Ann!

Sorry. Champion took the computer for a second.

No seriously, could you please tell your husband to take it? I know he liked it for whatever reason.

Bring it to work and I’ll take it. Maybe. Or maybe I’ll throw it at you. I guess we’ll have to figure that out when we get there.

Okay but be careful. It’s in a box that Andy said not to touch unless your wearing deer skin gloves. To this day, I haven’t asked why.