benjamin-ben-wyatt:

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benjamin-ben-wyatt:

… What did I do?

Also: I have a lot of Calzones. Like. Too many. They kind of won’t fit in my kitchen. So… you guys should take some Calzones.

Champion won’t even eat any more calzones. I’ve been breaking into people’s houses and leaving them for like a week now. 

I’m pretty sure Champion shouldn’t be eating Calzones anyway. You’ve been breaking into people’s houses?! That’s really not good, April.

Well I haven’t broken anything. Or stolen anything. I’ve gifted people with food. It’s a good deed.