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annperkinspr replied to your post: Not quite the slam dunk I was hoping for…

Though me being your campaign manager didn’t work out, I’ll gladly do anything else I can.

Oh Ann, it’s not your…

Oh good, so someone else with mysterious access to my car left me a week’s worth of calzones.

Side note- How did you get a key to my car?

That’s a good question, Ben.

It wasn’t Ben. Normally I’d be all for him taking the fall for something I did, but I want to brag about this.

There were just so many calzones and I hate calzones so much so I gave it to the person I thought was the equivalent to a calzone if calzones were human. I didn’t have a key to your car.

Leslie- would you like to go to JJ’s after work?

April- always lovely to hear from you.

April, how did you get into the house though? The car was in the garage…

Leslie, next time it’s my treat :)

Greg Pikitis helped me. Don’t worry about it. I didn’t steal anything. I just left you stupid calzones.