My name is April. I work for Ron Swanson at the Pawnee park's department, where I show off my expertise in avoiding anything remotely boring. If I've met you, I probably hate you. If I haven't met you, I probably hate you, too. So don't talk to me.
I'm married to Andy Dwyer. I don't hate him.
I'm married to Andy Dwyer. I don't hate him.
Untitled Ironically: I only made this because I’m bored. I also like this because I can spy…
I only made this because I’m bored. I also like this because I can spy on people I don’t like and make fun of them, which is my favorite pastime. I have a Facebook and a Twitter so I can post things like “I’m going to the moon in an hour, brb” to make my mom think that I’m crazy, which is funny….
You know what I love most about you, April? Your sense of humor. You are literally the funniest person I have ever met. Your “I hate everyone” persona is comedic GENIUS!
I don’t hate everyone, just the majority.
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I don’t hate everyone, just the majority.
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love most about you, April? Your sense...humor. You are literally the funniest person
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