I only made this because I’m bored. I also like this because I can spy on people I don’t like and make fun of them, which is my favorite pastime. I have a Facebook and a Twitter so I can post things like “I’m going to the moon in an hour, brb” to make my mom think that I’m crazy, which is funny. Only for a little while, though. Then it gets annoying when she tries to play along because, well, she’s old and unfunny. Those things usually go hand in hand, which is why I’m never getting old.

I might make Andy get one of these so we can freak people out together. We sometimes go to the mall and stare at people to do that, but doing it on the internet sounds challenging.

I guess I should get off here and do some work or whatever. Someone has got to ignore all those phone calls potently and keep Andy entertained.