February 2012
11 posts
happy birthday, jerry!
…is what I would say if Jerry wasn’t a complete waste of space.
PSA APPROVED BY THE PARKS DEPARTMENT:
leslieknope2k12:
insertaprilhere:
APRIL IS NOT YOUR RELATIONSHIP GURU. SHE DOES NOT CARE AND PROBABLY HATES YOU. HER LIVER CAN’T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. THIS MESSAGE IS TO NO ONE IN PARTICULAR (READ: TOM AND ANN).
THIS IS AN OFFICIAL PARKS DEPARTMENT PSA THANK YOU
APPROVED BY APRIL
April, I’m pretty sure official public service announcements have to be approved by lthree or four different...
PSA APPROVED BY THE PARKS DEPARTMENT:
APRIL IS NOT YOUR RELATIONSHIP GURU. SHE DOES NOT CARE AND PROBABLY HATES YOU. HER LIVER CAN’T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. THIS MESSAGE IS TO NO ONE IN PARTICULAR (READ: TOM AND ANN).
THIS IS AN OFFICIAL PARKS DEPARTMENT PSA THANK YOU
APPROVED BY APRIL
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I think the gift we got for Jerry was a gift for...
Valentines Day is stupid.
number1coltsfan:
insertaprilhere:
Flowers are creepy and chocolate is only good when it doesn’t come in a heart shaped box.
I got you a heart-shaped pizza, that’s cool right?
Yes. Pizza tastes better when it’s in the shape of a heart.
Valentines Day is stupid.
Flowers are creepy and chocolate is only good when it doesn’t come in a heart shaped box.
get on your feet!: Just Kind of Awkward | @... →
literallythebestcitycouncil:
number1coltsfan:
insertaprilhere:
number1coltsfan:
baconwrappedswanson:
number1coltsfan:
literallythebestcitycouncil:
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
leslieknope2k12:
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
leslieknope2k12:
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
According to Leslie’s increasingly less coherent texts, things seemed to be really heating up at the Snakehole. Apparently, even Ron...
get on your feet!: Just Kind of Awkward | @... →
number1coltsfan:
baconwrappedswanson:
number1coltsfan:
literallythebestcitycouncil:
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
leslieknope2k12:
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
leslieknope2k12:
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
According to Leslie’s increasingly less coherent texts, things seemed to be really heating up at the Snakehole. Apparently, even Ron was getting in on it. Feeling worlds…
Chris was starting to feel...
At the Snakehole Lounge (@anyone, jump in...
leslieknope2k12:
After work, the Parks department had headed down to the parking lot together to figure out carpools to the Snakehole Lounge for an impromptu ”get Chris hammered so he’ll stop crying” get-together. It had been a pretty lax day but Chris’ over-emotional blog updates were beginning to grate on Leslie’s nerves.
She needed a beer, and judging by the mood of the department, so did...
Okay, I guess we're going to the Snakehole after...
leslieknope2k12:
number1coltsfan:
tommy—timberlake:
number1coltsfan:
Me and April will meet you guys there! I’ll be her designated driver since I can’t drink because my thumb is healing. Also can I borrow twenty bucks for food?
andrew my man, you be my double-d and i will give you all the money for food you need! deal or no deal?
… what’s a double-d?
I don’t really care, I just need...
Lacking a Valentine
literallythebestcitycouncil:
Millicent Gergich has LITERALLY torn my heart from my body, and replaced it with a thick slab of sadness. I may never smile again. I’ve just started this, I see my fellow co-workers have created one which only means that I must join them! I’ve just returned from a gathering that Leslie put together for Ann Perkins to find a new partner. Alas, I’ve just lost my...