December 2011
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I was bored so I did a social experiment by I...
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The results:
4 people were really embarrassed and hung up
2 people were worried it would show up on their bill
1 person is a freak and I’m scarred for life
I will not be doing this again. God.
so what’s swansong’s number again? ;)
Somehow I don’t think Ron would complain if we changed his office phone number. Or...
I was bored so I did a social experiment by I...
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The results:
4 people were really embarrassed and hung up
2 people were worried it would show up on their bill
1 person is a freak and I’m scarred for life
I will not be doing this again. God.
so what’s swansong’s number again? ;)
I was bored so I did a social experiment by I...
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The results:
4 people were really embarrassed and hung up
2 people were worried it would show up on their bill
1 person is a freak and I’m scarred for life
I will not be doing this again. God.
If just one person never calls that number again, then you have done your job successfully.
I really do try my hardest.
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leslieknope2k12 replied to your post: I was bored so I did a social experiment by I pretening to be a sex hotline worker when people called Ron.
…April, I’m worried that you’re really not maximizing your potential.
Yeah, you’re right. I should have just ignored the calls like usual. But I finished my magazine and Andy was running an errand for you.
I was bored so I did a social experiment by I...
The results:
4 people were really embarrassed and hung up
2 people were worried it would show up on their bill
1 person is a freak and I’m scarred for life
I will not be doing this again. God.
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leslieknope2k12 replied to your post: benjamin-ben-wyatt replied to your post:…
April, don’t be silly. Ben can be a lot of fun!
Gross
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That would mean I’d be a lot of fun. Because I’d have all the fun.
No. It means you suck the fun out of everything. You have the potential for having fun.
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benjamin-ben-wyatt replied to your post: Our Zombie Santa never showed up. So now I have to…
That’s probably way more dangerous than a zombie Santa. You may want to reconsider that.
Fun sponge.
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Our Zombie Santa never showed up. So now I have to throw snowballs filled with rocks at the carolers.
Which is still fun.
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Spoils of Grocery (@Ben)
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“Anything edible is real food,” April retorted as she unloaded the bags onto the counter, shoving over Ben’s load to make room.
She didn’t try to hide her disdain at his thanks, but she had to admit that it was okay hearing a thank you from him. She looked up at the ceiling and tried her hardest to look indifferent....
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Spoils of Grocery (@Ben)
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April wasn’t annoyed, she was inconvenienced. There were probably a million better things to do other than walk around a boring store pushing a stupid looking shopping cart, and she’d rather be doing all of them. When she left the comfort of her couch to do it after being...
Spoils of Grocery (@Ben)
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April wasn’t annoyed, she was inconvenienced. There were probably a million better things to do other than walk around a boring store pushing a stupid looking shopping cart, and she’d rather be doing all of them. When she left the comfort of her couch to do it after being asked by Ben and Leslie she had planned on...
Spoils of Grocery (@Ben)
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April wasn’t annoyed, she was inconvenienced. There were probably a million better things to do other than walk around a boring store pushing a stupid looking shopping cart, and she’d rather be doing all of them. When she left the comfort of her couch to do it after being asked by Ben and Leslie she had planned on coming back with nothing but a pack of raw...
Spoils of Grocery (@Ben)
April wasn’t annoyed, she was inconvenienced. There were probably a million better things to do other than walk around a boring store pushing a stupid looking shopping cart, and she’d rather be doing all of them. When she left the comfort of her couch to do it after being asked by Ben and Leslie she had planned on coming back with nothing but a pack of raw meat and marshmallows....
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Why do you have so much chicken?
– some person at the store
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benjamin-ben-wyatt replied to your post: benjamin-ben-wyatt replied to your post: I guess…
Please don’t buy so many chicken cutlets that they won’t fit in the fridge. I can already see where this is going, so actually carrying out the joke would be unnecessary.
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It’s where you keep your spices!...
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leslieknope2k12 replied to your post: I guess I’ll try out this grocery shopping thing or whatever.
Spinach, tomatos, rice, a spice rack, dishware.
I added the first three. Ben will probably like those I guess. I don’t know what the third one is and the last one seems pointless.
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benjamin-ben-wyatt replied to your post: I guess I’ll try out this grocery shopping thing or whatever.
… I’m not a princess. And they’re /good/ for you.
Only weirdos and old people worry about eating things that are good for you.
I hope you really like chicken cutlets.
I guess I'll try out this grocery shopping thing...
My list:
Spaghetti
Spaghetti-O’s
Marshmallows
Candy
Rope
Bleach
Duct tape
Eggs
Sugar
Chicken cutlets for Princess Ben
Any other input should be stated in this post. I’m leaving to steal my dad’s car in 5 minutes.
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That’s not fair. We have graham crackers, too.
Do we really only have s’mores ingredients? I’m pretty sure I went actual food shopping like, four days ago.
Andy eats a lot. He goes to school and stuff. He needs...
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That’s not fair. We have graham crackers, too.
Do we really only have s’mores ingredients? I’m pretty sure I went actual food shopping like, four days ago.
Andy eats a lot. He goes to school and stuff. He needs his brain food, okay?
Go shopping again...
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That’s not fair. We have graham crackers, too.
Do we really only have s’mores ingredients? I’m pretty sure I went actual food shopping like, four days ago.
Andy eats a lot. He goes to school and stuff. He needs his brain food, okay?
Go shopping again soon because I hate s’mores.
But- four...
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That’s not fair. We have graham crackers, too.
Do we really only have s’mores ingredients? I’m pretty sure I went actual food shopping like, four days ago.
Andy eats a lot. He goes to school and stuff. He needs his brain food, okay?
Go shopping again soon because I hate s’mores.
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benjamin-ben-wyatt replied to your post: benjamin-ben-wyatt replied to your post: I THINK…
But you’re not. Since you’re telling me you want me to think that. … Unless you are. Now my head kind of hurts.
THIS IS WHY I’M CHOOSING TO TALK TO YOU IN CAPS.
SO YOU WILL TALK LESS.
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benjamin-ben-wyatt replied to your post: I THINK I’M GOING TO TYPE IN CAPS FROM NOW ON. …
… Now I’m going to think you’re yelling at me. I just don’t understand, April.
MAYBE THAT’S WHAT I WANT YOU TO THINK.
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I THINK I’M GOING TO TYPE IN CAPS FROM NOW ON.
MAYBE I’LL ONLY DO THIS TO BEN.
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benjamin-ben-wyatt replied to your post: It’s snowing again!
/Clearly/ the best plan of action.
Oh, don’t worry, Wyatt — it’ll be good target practice for later tonight when I see you!
I-...
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benjamin-ben-wyatt replied to your post: It’s snowing again!
/Clearly/ the best plan of action.
Oh, don’t worry, Wyatt — it’ll be good target practice for later tonight when I see you!
I- don’t really think I like the sound of that,...
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Anonymous asked: Why won't Mr. Swanson answer any of my phone calls? I demand to be recognized!
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benjamin-ben-wyatt replied to your post: It’s snowing again!
/Clearly/ the best plan of action.
Oh, don’t worry, Wyatt — it’ll be good target practice for later tonight when I see you!
I- don’t really think I like the sound of that, actually.
Only teasing. My front yard...
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benjamin-ben-wyatt replied to your post: It’s snowing again!
/Clearly/ the best plan of action.
Oh, don’t worry, Wyatt — it’ll be good target practice for later tonight when I see you!
I- don’t really think I like the sound of that, actually.
Only teasing. My front yard is not going to turn into a warzone....
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Untitled Ironically: I only made this because I’m bored. I also like this because I can spy…
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I only made this because I’m bored. I also like this because I can spy on people I don’t like and make fun of them, which is my favorite pastime. I have a Facebook and a Twitter so I can post things like “I’m going to the moon in an hour, brb” to make my mom...
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leslieknope2k12 replied to your photo: Christmas is soon. I’m so full of jolly…
April, that is so creepy! Why would you post that?!
Are you trying to tell me I can’t celebrate Christmas the way I want, Leslie? I’m shocked.
No, of course not, but that is not a fat jolly Santa! That...
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leslieknope2k12 replied to your photo: Christmas is soon. I’m so full of jolly…
April, that is so creepy! Why would you post that?!
Are you trying to tell me I can’t celebrate Christmas the way I want, Leslie? I’m shocked.
No, of course not, but that is not a fat jolly Santa! That is like… an undead demon Santa…
No,...
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leslieknope2k12 replied to your photo: Christmas is soon. I’m so full of jolly…
April, that is so creepy! Why would you post that?!
Are you trying to tell me I can’t celebrate Christmas the way I want, Leslie? I’m shocked.
No, of course not, but that is not a fat jolly Santa! That is like… an undead demon Santa…
No, the undead demon Santa is in our front...
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leslieknope2k12 replied to your photo: Christmas is soon. I’m so full of jolly…
April, that is so creepy! Why would you post that?!
Are you trying to tell me I can’t celebrate Christmas the way I want, Leslie? I’m shocked.