February 2012
11 posts
happy birthday, jerry!
…is what I would say if Jerry wasn’t a complete waste of space.
Feb 29th
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PSA APPROVED BY THE PARKS DEPARTMENT:
leslieknope2k12: insertaprilhere: APRIL IS NOT YOUR RELATIONSHIP GURU. SHE DOES NOT CARE AND PROBABLY HATES YOU. HER LIVER CAN’T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. THIS MESSAGE IS TO NO ONE IN PARTICULAR (READ: TOM AND ANN). THIS IS AN OFFICIAL PARKS DEPARTMENT PSA THANK YOU APPROVED BY APRIL April, I’m pretty sure official public service announcements have to be approved by lthree or four different...
Feb 26th
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PSA APPROVED BY THE PARKS DEPARTMENT:
APRIL IS NOT YOUR RELATIONSHIP GURU. SHE DOES NOT CARE AND PROBABLY HATES YOU. HER LIVER CAN’T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. THIS MESSAGE IS TO NO ONE IN PARTICULAR (READ: TOM AND ANN). THIS IS AN OFFICIAL PARKS DEPARTMENT PSA THANK YOU APPROVED BY APRIL
Feb 26th
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I think the gift we got for Jerry was a gift for...
Feb 25th
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Valentines Day is stupid.
number1coltsfan: insertaprilhere: Flowers are creepy and chocolate is only good when it doesn’t come in a heart shaped box. I got you a heart-shaped pizza, that’s cool right? Yes. Pizza tastes better when it’s in the shape of a heart.
Feb 15th
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Valentines Day is stupid.
Flowers are creepy and chocolate is only good when it doesn’t come in a heart shaped box.
Feb 14th
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get on your feet!: Just Kind of Awkward | @... →
literallythebestcitycouncil: number1coltsfan: insertaprilhere: number1coltsfan: baconwrappedswanson: number1coltsfan: literallythebestcitycouncil: benjamin-ben-wyatt: leslieknope2k12: benjamin-ben-wyatt: leslieknope2k12: benjamin-ben-wyatt: According to Leslie’s increasingly less coherent texts, things seemed to be really heating up at the Snakehole. Apparently, even Ron...
Feb 14th
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get on your feet!: Just Kind of Awkward | @... →
number1coltsfan: baconwrappedswanson: number1coltsfan: literallythebestcitycouncil: benjamin-ben-wyatt: leslieknope2k12: benjamin-ben-wyatt: leslieknope2k12: benjamin-ben-wyatt: According to Leslie’s increasingly less coherent texts, things seemed to be really heating up at the Snakehole. Apparently, even Ron was getting in on it. Feeling worlds… Chris was starting to feel...
Feb 12th
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At the Snakehole Lounge (@anyone, jump in...
leslieknope2k12: After work, the Parks department had headed down to the parking lot together to figure out carpools to the Snakehole Lounge for an impromptu ”get Chris hammered so he’ll stop crying” get-together. It had been a pretty lax day but Chris’ over-emotional blog updates were beginning to grate on Leslie’s nerves. She needed a beer, and judging by the mood of the department, so did...
Feb 8th
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Okay, I guess we're going to the Snakehole after...
leslieknope2k12: number1coltsfan: tommy—timberlake: number1coltsfan: Me and April will meet you guys there! I’ll be her designated driver since I can’t drink because my thumb is healing. Also can I borrow twenty bucks for food? andrew my man, you be my double-d and i will give you all the money for food you need! deal or no deal?  … what’s a double-d?  I don’t really care, I just need...
Feb 8th
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Lacking a Valentine
literallythebestcitycouncil: Millicent Gergich has LITERALLY torn my heart from my body, and replaced it with a thick slab of sadness. I may never smile again. I’ve just started this, I see my fellow co-workers have created one which only means that I must join them! I’ve just returned from a gathering that Leslie put together for Ann Perkins to find a new partner. Alas, I’ve just lost my...
Feb 7th
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January 2012
71 posts
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leslieknope2k12 replied to your post: I’m putting myself on quarantine. I’m not leaving… So /that’s/ why you weren’t at work today. You didn’t really miss much. I would have thought about calling but I left my phone in the living room.
Jan 31st
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I’m putting myself on quarantine. I’m not leaving my room until I’m sure all the germs Ben left here for me are dead. I don’t want to get sick again because then Ann will probably have to take care of me at the hospital and everyone knows she almost killed me last time.
Jan 30th
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Jan 27th
A Disturbance in the Force (@April, @Ben)
leslieknope2k12: benjamin-ben-wyatt: insertaprilhere: leslieknope2k12: insertaprilhere: leslieknope2k12: As Leslie drove home from work towards the house Ben shared with April and Andy, she went over the worst possible scenarios for what she would find. April was pretty much always making stories up, so there was a possibility there was nothing wrong. But Ben had been acting weird the...
Jan 27th
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A Disturbance in the Force (@April, @Ben)
leslieknope2k12: insertaprilhere: leslieknope2k12: As Leslie drove home from work towards the house Ben shared with April and Andy, she went over the worst possible scenarios for what she would find. April was pretty much always making stories up, so there was a possibility there was nothing wrong. But Ben had been acting weird the last few days, and there was a flu going around… Suddenly...
Jan 27th
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A Disturbance in the Force (@April, @Ben)
leslieknope2k12: As Leslie drove home from work towards the house Ben shared with April and Andy, she went over the worst possible scenarios for what she would find. April was pretty much always making stories up, so there was a possibility there was nothing wrong. But Ben had been acting weird the last few days, and there was a flu going around… Suddenly remembering the brief flashes of her...
Jan 27th
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Ben is being really weird. Like, weirder than...
Leslie, come get him. He keeps talking about Star Wars and saying Champion has force or something.  If I thought Ben could have fun I would think he was high.
Jan 27th
Um Andy and April
benjamin-ben-wyatt: insertaprilhere: benjamin-ben-wyatt: insertaprilhere: benjamin-ben-wyatt: insertaprilhere: benjamin-ben-wyatt: I think there’s something wrong with the heat. It’s kind of freezing in here, even though I have it on 74.  You should probably call someone about that. I called but the person was stupid and I hated him so I hung up.  Well you should call him back...
Jan 27th
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Um Andy and April
benjamin-ben-wyatt: insertaprilhere: benjamin-ben-wyatt: insertaprilhere: benjamin-ben-wyatt: I think there’s something wrong with the heat. It’s kind of freezing in here, even though I have it on 74.  You should probably call someone about that. I called but the person was stupid and I hated him so I hung up.  Well you should call him back because it’s not really hot in here, even...
Jan 26th
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Um Andy and April
benjamin-ben-wyatt: insertaprilhere: benjamin-ben-wyatt: I think there’s something wrong with the heat. It’s kind of freezing in here, even though I have it on 74.  You should probably call someone about that. I called but the person was stupid and I hated him so I hung up.  Well you should call him back because it’s not really hot in here, even though I turned it off. Can a heater be...
Jan 26th
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Um Andy and April
benjamin-ben-wyatt: I think there’s something wrong with the heat. It’s kind of freezing in here, even though I have it on 74.  You should probably call someone about that. I called but the person was stupid and I hated him so I hung up. 
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
tryingtophotoshopmylife: benjamin-ben-wyatt: reallybadatdigging: leslieknope2k12: insertaprilhere: benjamin-ben-wyatt: insertaprilhere: leslieknope2k12: tryingtophotoshopmylife: insertaprilhere replied to your post: Hey Jerry how’s it hanging? One question can I sometime borrow that awesome shirt you wore to me and April’s wedding? We’re going to have sex on it. What? Then no...
Jan 23rd
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leslieknope2k12: insertaprilhere: benjamin-ben-wyatt: insertaprilhere: leslieknope2k12: tryingtophotoshopmylife: insertaprilhere replied to your post: Hey Jerry how’s it hanging? One question can I sometime borrow that awesome shirt you wore to me and April’s wedding? We’re going to have sex on it. What? Then no you can’t! You can’t trust them with anything, Jerry. It’s why we had...
Jan 23rd
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benjamin-ben-wyatt: insertaprilhere: leslieknope2k12: tryingtophotoshopmylife: insertaprilhere replied to your post: Hey Jerry how’s it hanging? One question can I sometime borrow that awesome shirt you wore to me and April’s wedding? We’re going to have sex on it. What? Then no you can’t! You can’t trust them with anything, Jerry. It’s why we had to buy all new linens for Ben’s room,...
Jan 23rd
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leslieknope2k12: tryingtophotoshopmylife: insertaprilhere replied to your post: Hey Jerry how’s it hanging? One question can I sometime borrow that awesome shirt you wore to me and April’s wedding? We’re going to have sex on it. What? Then no you can’t! You can’t trust them with anything, Jerry. It’s why we had to buy all new linens for Ben’s room, because they kept stealing them to build...
Jan 22nd
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tryingtophotoshopmylife: insertaprilhere replied to your post: Hey Jerry how’s it hanging? One question can I sometime borrow that awesome shirt you wore to me and April’s wedding? We’re going to have sex on it. What? Then no you can’t! I was lying. I don’t know why he wants your stupid shirt, Jerry. You should be lucky anyone is even talking to you on here.
Jan 22nd
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reallybadatdigging: insertaprilhere started following you wags tail and drops a blanket at your feet because Leslie said you weren’t feeling well Awwww, Champion! You’re such a good doggie. Even if you suck at digging, I love you. 
Jan 21st
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baconwrappedswanson: insertaprilhere: leslieknope2k12: insertaprilhere: annperkinspr: insertaprilhere: My mouth hurts a lot and it’s making me be mean to people. That’s why I knocked Jerry’s coffee out of his hands. It was satisfying and made me feel better a little.  And you’re usually such a pleasant person. Question as a nurse- Have you been icing it consistently? I know I am,...
Jan 21st
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Untitled Ironically: annperkinspr:... →
annperkinspr: annperkinspr: insertaprilhere: My mouth hurts a lot and it’s making me be mean to people. That’s why I knocked Jerry’s coffee out of his hands. It was satisfying and made me feel better a little. And you’re usually such a pleasant person. Question as a nurse- Have you been icing…  I guess that means you haven’t been icing. You can tell from the mild swelling. Maybe I...
Jan 20th
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leslieknope2k12: insertaprilhere: annperkinspr: insertaprilhere: My mouth hurts a lot and it’s making me be mean to people. That’s why I knocked Jerry’s coffee out of his hands. It was satisfying and made me feel better a little.  And you’re usually such a pleasant person. Question as a nurse- Have you been icing it consistently? I know I am, which is why I was letting you guys know....
Jan 20th
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annperkinspr: insertaprilhere: My mouth hurts a lot and it’s making me be mean to people. That’s why I knocked Jerry’s coffee out of his hands. It was satisfying and made me feel better a little.  And you’re usually such a pleasant person. Question as a nurse- Have you been icing it consistently? I know I am, which is why I was letting you guys know. I don’t want you to think I...
Jan 20th
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My mouth hurts a lot and it’s making me be mean to people. That’s why I knocked Jerry’s coffee out of his hands. It was satisfying and made me feel better a little.
Jan 20th
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WatchWatch
kathleendid: The Campaign Ad! Did you somehow miss the ad the whole town is talking about? You can watch it here! You can bet Leslie Knope approves this message.
Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Leslie Knope: annperkinspr: leslieknope2k12:... →
annperkinspr: insertaprilhere: annperkinspr: insertaprilhere: annperkinspr: insertaprilhere: annperkinspr: leslieknope2k12: insertaprilhere: annperkinspr: April, how did you get into the house though? The car was in the garage… Leslie, next time it’s my treat :) Greg Pikitis helped me. Don’t worry about it. I didn’t steal anything. I just left you stupid calzones. ...
Jan 18th
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Leslie Knope: annperkinspr: leslieknope2k12:... →
annperkinspr: insertaprilhere: annperkinspr: insertaprilhere: annperkinspr: leslieknope2k12: insertaprilhere: annperkinspr: April, how did you get into the house though? The car was in the garage… Leslie, next time it’s my treat :) Greg Pikitis helped me. Don’t worry about it. I didn’t steal anything. I just left you stupid calzones. Pikitis! I’m more worried that you left...
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
Leslie Knope: annperkinspr: leslieknope2k12:... →
annperkinspr: insertaprilhere: annperkinspr: leslieknope2k12: insertaprilhere: annperkinspr: April, how did you get into the house though? The car was in the garage… Leslie, next time it’s my treat :) Greg Pikitis helped me. Don’t worry about it. I didn’t steal anything. I just left you stupid calzones. Pikitis! I’m more worried that you left something I haven’t found yet...
Jan 18th
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Leslie Knope: annperkinspr: leslieknope2k12:... →
annperkinspr: leslieknope2k12: insertaprilhere: annperkinspr: insertaprilhere: annperkinspr: insertaprilhere: leslieknope2k12: annperkinspr: annperkinspr: leslieknope2k12: annperkinspr: leslieknope2k12: annperkinspr replied to your post: Not quite the slam dunk I was hoping for… Though me being your campaign manager didn’t work out, I’ll gladly do anything else I can. ...
Jan 18th
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People are talking about me.
benjamin-ben-wyatt: insertaprilhere: benjamin-ben-wyatt: … What did I do? Also: I have a lot of Calzones. Like. Too many. They kind of won’t fit in my kitchen. So… you guys should take some Calzones. Champion won’t even eat any more calzones. I’ve been breaking into people’s houses and leaving them for like a week now.  I’m pretty sure Champion shouldn’t be eating Calzones anyway....
Jan 18th
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People are talking about me.
benjamin-ben-wyatt: … What did I do? Also: I have a lot of Calzones. Like. Too many. They kind of won’t fit in my kitchen. So… you guys should take some Calzones. Champion won’t even eat any more calzones. I’ve been breaking into people’s houses and leaving them for like a week now. 
Jan 18th
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Leslie Knope: annperkinspr: leslieknope2k12:... →
annperkinspr: insertaprilhere: annperkinspr: insertaprilhere: leslieknope2k12: annperkinspr: annperkinspr: leslieknope2k12: annperkinspr: leslieknope2k12: annperkinspr replied to your post: Not quite the slam dunk I was hoping for… Though me being your campaign manager didn’t work out, I’ll gladly do anything else I can. Oh Ann, it’s not your… Oh good, so someone else...
Jan 18th
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Leslie Knope: annperkinspr: leslieknope2k12:... →
annperkinspr: insertaprilhere: leslieknope2k12: annperkinspr: annperkinspr: leslieknope2k12: annperkinspr: leslieknope2k12: annperkinspr replied to your post: Not quite the slam dunk I was hoping for… Though me being your campaign manager didn’t work out, I’ll gladly do anything else I can. Oh Ann, it’s not your… Oh good, so someone else with mysterious access to my car left...
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Leslie Knope: annperkinspr: leslieknope2k12:... →
leslieknope2k12: annperkinspr: annperkinspr: leslieknope2k12: annperkinspr: leslieknope2k12: annperkinspr replied to your post: Not quite the slam dunk I was hoping for… Though me being your campaign manager didn’t work out, I’ll gladly do anything else I can. Oh Ann, it’s not your… Oh good, so someone else with mysterious access to my car left me a week’s worth of calzones. ...
Jan 17th
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number1coltsfan: Finished watching Carrie with April.  It was funny at first but then it really freaked me out.  I like it when you get scared. It’s cute.
Jan 16th
leslieknope2k12: insertaprilhere: Andy and I are watching a comedy called Carrie. It’s hilarious. Also, a little known fact is that it was based off of my life. The horror movie, Carrie? Oh. I just looked it up and that’s what IMDb says it is. Oops.
Jan 16th
Andy and I are watching a comedy called Carrie. It’s hilarious. Also, a little known fact is that it was based off of my life.
Jan 16th